Ending

Today lucy and I, Dexter, spoke with eachother. (Happy new years, ppl!) We thought of 2 endings to C.P. Fighters.




1.


lucy and Dexter retire together. Darkbelle becomes leader, She doesn't go on CP at all, Our army dies. The Grand C.P. Fighter rebel takes charge, 100% destroying our army. Darkbelle finds this out and thinks they are real C.P. Fighters.... Doom.


2. Lucy and Dexter retire together. They find someone extremly good to take over the army. the army becomes at LEAST medium, and C.P. Fighters win. Lucy and Dexter are remembered, and everything goes well, as planned.... Darkbelle is overthrowed. Everything goes Apsolutely GREAT... The end.




These are the endings. Most likely, the first will happen....



C.P. Fighters

Pumpkin Division!

Dexter here. I made a division called "Pumpkin" Co- Genarals Through Leaders can enter my igloo (Halloween Town) without getting PUMMELED. These people are in the Pumpkin Division. With that, I will be called "Pumpkin King." Lucy's igloo will be the army base, Mine will be Pumpkin base. (Halloween Town) Who is in the Division:


Duece Dexter, (King) Lucy, Darkbelle, and that's all for right now...

Ranks.

Alright, I'm just going over the ranks...



Leaders: Lucy0009, Duece Dexter.

Co-Leader: Darkbellle123

Genarals: !?!?! NEED MORE PEOPLE.

Co- Genarals: ........


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Staff Sargeant: Luigi

Sargent: Rootin, Dogluver.



WE WILL HAVE MORE PEOPLE!

Make way!

I'm back-- And I'm here to stay! Lucy and I, Dexter, Will lead together. After all, we ARE cousins. So, Guys, Here I am... And next time-- I'm leaving for good.














Proud to be a C.P. Fighter--- Now and forever.

Merry Christmas..

It's that time of year again, Hey--- I'm off celebrating, so I don't have a long post sry. But--- I GOT EVERYONE A PRESENT!!!!



Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HrSN7176XI Remember the real meaning of Christmas---- Rick Astley, I mean, Jesus's birth.

Add ins, taking outs.

Dexter here.


CP- Still posting about, Lucy's job.

Chobots- I'll post about it time to time.

UBF- Say goodbye.

Roblox: OH YEAH! i'll write about it.

Other- There are gonna be updates for this blog! (Maybe) Random video:






.. That's all..

Lucy owns blog now

I have decided lucy and I will own this blog together. So.. I won't be the only one posting. There MAY be more post then usual. Woo hoo for Lucy! :D

Ok.. updates.

Lucy0009 is leader. C.P. Fighters are no where to be found... it looks like.. Lucy's army is collapsing. But we will work together and build C.P. Fighters once more! FORWARD!

Retiring.

"Onward C.P. Fighters, marching as to war! With their lead'r, Duece Dexter, Going on Before." That is the last line of Onward C.P. Fighters, our battle hymn. Well, I'm no longer you leader. I'm not going on before... "I'm pretty tired." "I'm going home to Alabama." "And that's when my running days were over." -- Forest Gump. Now your probably wondering why I'm retiring. It's not beacuse of age. Or, I don't think C.P. Warfare is dumb. It's just beacuse I have better things to do. I even remember my second day of Club Penguin, and some stuff WAY after that..With my cousin, i was giving her a tour. Two mexican- looking penguins came up and said "JOIN THE NACHOS" I said no. but then my cousin and i went to their igloo. We threw snowballs so much EVERYBODY left. A long while later, I joined nachos. I quit. I made C.P. Fighters. I made our army goal to defeat nachos. Now, Look, Were allies. C.P. Fighters merged-- But they still live on.I'm retiring. So guys... I'm NOT telling you who is gonna take my account.

...

"Surely it is GOD who saves me, I will trust in him and NOT be afraid. for the lord is my stronghold and my SURE defence...."





"Precious lord, take my hand.. lead me on, let me stand. I am tired. I am weak. I am worn. Through the storm-- through the night, lead me on, to the light. Take my hand, Preicous LORD, Lead me home. When my way grows drear, precious lord, linger near. and the day is almost gone-- At the river I stand, guide my feet, hold my hand. Take my hand, precious lord, Lead me home."


People who I would like to thank:

Shallow57- Are we freinds are foes?

Pie1530: Sorry for all the spam.

Z Person Man: Deffinetly the best Nacho leader in history.

Shad: Cough Cough. Wink Wink.

Luigi: you are a good freind.

Lucy0009: you are my cousin, so i'll play club penguin with you.

Rover Bot: HOW MANY XAT ACCOUNTS DO YOU HAVE?

Ikumiku: Your an amazing freind. So many pictures of yourself you randomly showed me.

Ann: Your a great freind, retiring with me.

Carly1209: I could go on and on. But i won't.

Meadow Sue: Promises, Promises, Promises....

Meadow Sue impersanater: YOU STINK!


Well.. "Onward C.P. Fighters." Your new leader is, Sooner or later..













Meadow Sue.









Bye, C.P. Fighters, Bye, all.. For the last time..

~~~Duece Dexter~~~
~C.P. Fighters Leader~
You wave that flag high~
~And you fight 'till the end~

More retirement speech...

More of my retirment speech:

"Onward C.P. Fighters, marching as to war! With their lead'r, Duece Dexter, Going on Before." That is the least line of Onward C.P. Fighters, our battle him. Well, I'm no longer you leader. I'm not going on before... "I'm pretty tired." "I'm going home to Alabama." "And that's when my running days were over." -- Forest Gump. Now your probably wondering why I'm retiring. It's not beacuse of age. Or, I don't think C.P. Warfare is dumb. It's just beacuse I have better things to do. I even remember my second day of Club Penguin, and some stuff WAY after that..

With my cousin, i was giving her a tour. Two mexican- looking penguins came up and said "JOIN THE NACHOS" I sad no. but then my cousin and i went to their igloo. We threw snowballs so much EVERYBODY left. A long while later, I joined nachos. I quit. I made C.P. Fighters. I made our army goal to defeat nachos. Now, Look, Were allies. C.P. Fighters merged-- But they still live on.

I'm retiring. So guys... I'm NOT telling you who is gonna take my account.

(Since this isn't my retiring right here, I don't know who i'm giving my rank to, yet. when i retire, By christmas, will have that decided.)

For the last time.....

~~~Duece Dexter~~~
C.P. Fighters Leader
~You wave that flag high~
~And you fight 'till the end~

Merging.

I've realized now c.p. fighters can't make it. We are merging with an army called Rebel rioters. They are soon to be a magor army. Listen-- The C.P. Fighters will live on in our minds. And, since were merging, we still technically ARE still here.


--Duece Dexter--

Iluvelli099 retiring.

He didn't make a speech, and i won't make him. we barely talk.



So... say goodbyes to Iluvellie099... OUR CO LEADER. THIS STINKS. C.P. Fighters= corrupted.

? Polls ?

Please comment if you know any poll websites.

Toilet Party! LOL!

Today I had a toilet party on club penguin. here are the pics: (click to see all of picture)



1.

2.



WE WILL HAVE ANOTHER PARTY TODAY!

When: 7:00 central

Where: Club penguin, great white. if full, flurry.

Where, 2: Duece Dexter's igloo, it will be on map.

What to do: Sit on a toilet.

this party will NOT have pictures.

U.B. Funkeys and Club Penguin Retirement---

I have decided i want to retire from U.B. Funkeys. Speech:

U.B. Funkeys-- An update. Same stuff. Different zone. Different Funkeys. It's bassicly all the same, though. People I want to thank:


Revinon: You were a great freind. Someday i will beat you at lucky's shootout.


Pteprocks: YOU. ARE. AWESOME.

Some noob on nacho chat: Listen, U.B. Funkeys rock.

My freinds: Well, i'm gone now. you can delete me from the list, if you want.

--FUNKSUNKINHUNK--
----------U.B. Funkeys---------
--My favorite game--

Club penguin retirement: Club penguin got fairly boring. my army is dying. People are annoying on there. i'm still playing right now, but i retire next year. Part of retirement speech:

People who I would like to thank:

Shallow57- Are we freinds are foes?

Pie1530: Sorry for all the spam.

Z Person Man: Deffinetly the best Nacho leader in history.

Shad: Cough Cough. Wink Wink.

Luigi: you are a good freind

Lucy0009: you are my cousin, so i'll play club penguin with you.

Rover Bot: HOW MANY XAT ACCOUNTS DO YOU HAVE?

Carly1209: I could go on and on. But i won't.

Meadow Sue: Promises, Promises, Promises....

Meadow Sue impersanater: YOU STINK!

Chobots interview

Technical difficulties fixed. Here's an interveiw from a chobot called "crunchie"




Q: What is it like to be a citizen (Member)

A: well ok just the same but you can do more things :) and double money :)

Q: How often do you visit chobots?

A: i dunno.

Q: What's your favorite thing in chobots?

A: CHOPROFF! and the academy and freinds.

Q:Who's your BEST freind?

A: umm well i would say ya mizkrista! and lilly2miley.

Q: Do you like maracas?

A: What's that?

A,2,: these. (walking towards player using maracas)

a,3: Kind of.

Q: What's your favorite holiday?

A: Christmas.

Thanks crunchie.

gama2xo interveiw:

Q: What is it like to be a agent?

A: well sometimes all the ppl
that want to be added get annoying. But it's fun.

Q: What's your favorite thing in chobots?

A: Chatting, having fun, playing games.

Q: do you like maracas?

A: yeah there very nice.

Q: IS BIRD THE WORD?

A: ummmm

Crunchie: what

Me: SAY YES

A: yes

Q: What's your favorite holiday?

A: christmas ( My favorite is christmas, easter, then halloween. IDK, i REALLY like halloween. maybe it's my 1st.)

Thanks gama.

Technical difficulties---

I will not be posting, Or playing on some websites, Due To my CPU Glitchin' all up.





Sorry.

Lolwut

I am:



1 Year old on club penguin



Planning how to dominate UBF Chatrooms


PLANNING SOMETHING HUGE FOR CP FIGHTERS!

Battle victory, Promos.

We won the battle! Because of this i will promote people.

Promo= Orange



Leader: Duece Dexter

Co-Leader: Iluvellie099

Genarals, AKA super genarals: Rover Bot (My appritence) Lucy009, Darkbelle123

Co-Genarals, AKA genarals: None.

---- No one ranked these ranks yet---

Staff Sargent: Luigi91414

Seargent: Rootin, Dogluver28


And many, Many, Soldeirs.

Official C.P. Fighter Motto: "You wave that flag high, and you fight 'till the end."

This blog-- INTRODUCING STUFF!

I'm justing reminding you guys that this isnt about ONLY club penguin and u.b. Funkeys.



Here's a list of stuff:



Ub funkeys


Club penguin

My lego network

Legos itself from time to time.

INTRODUCING!

Roblox: one of my FAVORITE games ever. It's like legos, bbut you can build so much. It soooo COOOL! WORTH MEMBERSHIP.


Chobots: Bassocly like club penguin. pretty good, not worth buying membership.

Lucy makes a comeback!

Yeah, i eventually covinsed lucy to come back! so now were all Happy, C.P. Fighters are shure gonna go back to high-notch power.




WELCOME BACK
LUCY.

The Filmcow Master Collection!

Hey, i forgot but secretagentbob posted this on youtube:


Lyrics for the song:

The days have been gray, where'd the color go in our lives?
I'd say, it's been too long since the storm clouds arrived.
But it's a never-ending cycle that we've fallen right into it seems.
If only there was something, something, that could re-color our dreams.

The FilmCow Master Collection, might not change your life.
And it might not be the infinite source of joy that'll end all your strife.
But maybe in our quest for perfection, we'll always come up dry.
And it's only 10 plus shipping, so WHY NOT (why not) WHY NOT (why not), why not give it a try...

Meow meow meow meow, moew meow, moew meow....

Now the days are less gray, colors shine and glow in my eyes.
The world is so much brighter when the sun's in the sky.
Who'd of thought that all these happy, brilliant feelings could come from a disc...

So buy the disc from FilmCow, FilmCow, if you don't...

UB FUNKEY ARMY!!!!

Mhmm... Still thinking about how do DOMINATE chat rooms.


So, Name:

U.B. Fighters

Website:

U.B.Funkeys....

Make you own question for me to answer!


Exeample:
Does it pwn?

Yeah.

Rover Bot is fired, other news.

alright UB funkey fans this post is for you too, u can skip the club penguin part.



Club Penguin (CP fighters, carly...? again????)

Alrighty,


Yeah Yeah. rover is FIRED. why? ... well. turns out during the day. he was a SPY to black mafia. So i got word from my freind that he was... you come to assume, he's a spy in my army.

So he's gone. ... we won't forget the rascal, eh? we must defeat him.



Carly (LOLWUT?)


Carly1209 is a SUPER good freind of mine, besides irishnaruto, i was the second.

I got word from my freind she wanted to meet me...

but a got a huuuuuuuuge ?.

This is the prob:

She said she was gonna bring her army. (and irishnaruto)

She also showed my freind.. to show me..


a sign of... Happiness? enlightment? according to my freind it was love..


(i had a joke all day, i constantly said to him "It's called love, baby!" idk why i said baby.)



so uh,
what i'm saying here is that i want cp fighters to go to (DON'T ATTACK CARLY UNDER ANY CERCUMSTANSES! you can attack some others.. no.)

Also Bartelt7 is gonna assist me in this. you better listen to him.


so guys:


October 15


Server: rainbow

Place: inside dojo.

Time: stinks.. didn't say anything. just go on all day XD




ok.






UB funkeys: so far absolutely NOTHING happened!

... YOU GUYS!!!

This website is like pteprock's website. it is meant to bring Club Penguin To UB Funkeys.

so far this has been an EPIC FAIL. I Have Just UB Funkey fans--- I wouldn't expect that, actually. Because Club Penguin is for free--- but if u like it THAT much, you can buy a membership, where you buy clothes, go to speacail places... blah.

so U.B. Funkey fans----

Cp.

who wants an account?

Happy Birthaday, Self!

That's Right. Semptember 21. This is it: The ultimate show.

10.

no presents, darn right. i went to mall of america in august and got a robot!

So i'd like to thank and chew people out. I would like to compliment people in video games:

Dimento: probably my favorite villian. I've gotta say, OWNAGE.

Dimento music:

And, Dimento took the roll of the final boss in Super Paper mario. Music:



Sly Cooper: *sniff* Awesome. Best. Game. Charecter. Ever.

Bently/ murray: Tied at my 3 favorite.


Happy birthday, Dexter. The Decade year old Dexter.


oh, guess wut?

FUNKY PARTY!!! Im doing just central this time. O_O

So,
September 21:

CENTRAL: 4:00,

REWIND CHAT. Ill try and be rastro or fallout.

lolwut.

LOLWUT LOLWUT LOLWUT LOLWUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!

FUNKEH PARTEH!!!

When: TODAY!!! (or tomorow, if no one makes it.)

Where: U.B. funkeys, then we move to cp in an hour.

Time:
2:00 PST idk, it's a club penguin time.
3:00 MST
4:00 CST
5:00 EST
10:00 UK.

sry uk.


UBF info:

Holler chat, i'll be a very rare fallout or Vr rastro. probably fallout.

My name: FUNKSUNKINHUNK


Both info:

we move to cp when i get mad on there. you'll know what i mean.

Please, C.P. members- buy a ubf starter kit.

Please, UBF members- join cp, PLEASE??? www.clubpenguin.com make a free penguin!
http://www.clubpenguin.com/ or...
http://play.clubpenguin.com/index.php?lang=en

blah blah, read rules...


C.P. info:

Great white, dock.
My name: Duece Dexter, i always wear a fedora- and tuxedo.

IT'S OVER 9000!

Ok, not really. IT's OVER 4 VISITORS!!! NEW RECORD OMG OMG OMG *SQUEALS* *RUNS IN CIRCLES* *FAINTS*


......................................................................................................................

THIS IS SPARTA!!!

*BOOT*

lol i met miley cyrus

i don't even like miley cyrus but my freind showed me this chat box and she was on there so i though "It's a famous person, why not meet her?"

and for proof there were many many pics of her at the bottom. what a coinsidence lol.

Nachos

I re joined the nachos. The. nachos. Yep. I just wish z person man was here-

MY FREINDS!!

hio. i got us a chat box!

a xat one it rocks!

ok i want everyone on agaust 30

time:

Times:

•12:00 PM, PST
•1:00 PM, MST
•2:00 PM, CST
•3:00 PM, EST
•8:00 PM, UK

guys search on google the nachos of club penguin, then go to there chat box. make ur name like "neos" or "revinon" i will add u then give u some more instructions. link to teh nachos:http://nachoarmy.com/

note: to get to nacho chat look for # 1 nacho chatbox
then click it.

Z person man retired.

yep, that nacho. he was my main enemy. he was my oagalthorp.

when i heard he retired- i had memorys. such as: when i first joined cp. nachos where there, telling me to join. i didn't. invading those nachos.
a while later, couple months, i joined nachos. i was at invaisions.it was fun. when i quit nachos out of hate. when i made MY army. may 23. when i broke our alliance- pretty fun. a while ago, person came on to nacho chat, i was there, he said "hola" and i did too. weird. he said "hola duece, have you decided to come back?" ... he knew i was a nacho. but how? how did he remember? well, when he was on yesterday, i wished him luck whereever he went. no responce. that's person. he made his retirment post, i read it. may i show you that walruses deleted all his vids... but. here's a goodbye one for him:


so for the last time, he said on his retirement post:

For the last time...
***Person1233***
The Power in the Hat

Retirement post

lucy0009 is retiring from club penguin armys.

here' the speech:

i want to play club penguin for fun.

to the nachos: you are the weirdest army ever. it's not nice when you have streak partys on cp.

to the hack armys:
may i remind you the consiquinses:

up to a million dollar fine

10- 15 years in jail

and/ or no use of electronics.

People who date or be babys:
you guys are WEIRD!

Duece Dexter: you are a smart leader

ellie: you make good decisions

Darkbelle: smart, creative, blah.




Sad, huh?

Symbol

........BA DA DUM DA DA UM! BA BA BA BA BA BA BA DUM! BA BA DUM DUM DUM DUM!!!!!!!!!!!!

well.... we've made it a far way haven't we? we've went through c.p. wars, U.B.F. fun, my lego network, all the good stuff..... and we forgot a symbol. so i made one!

Party.

I want everyone to comment and say when they would like it....


on any website.

edit: c'mon guys, let's have a party on u.b. funkeys
and please, please, please, create a free account on www.clubpenguin.com

more edit: a song to nachos... if you were named babies (it is your nickname) this would be perfect. anywayz:
Babies, Babies,
pick on someone your own size.
you are tiny baby man, i squash you like bug.
babies, babies,
killing you is full time job.
entire team is teeny men,
all of you are dead!
HAH!
EDIT:

C.P. fighter servers

Bob sled

Sherbert

Great white

WAAAAAAAR!

SO FAR IM WINNING ON SHERBERT GOODBYE NACHOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

edit:

i declare win.
more win....

TIME TO KILL NACHOS!

THOSE NACHOS ARE ON MY NERVES! YA KNOW WHAT NACHOS, THANKS FOR THE MEMORYS! I NOW HATE THEM! MY PAST IS COMING BACK! TIME TO DEFEAT YOU! JUST GOTTA LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL! JOIN MY ARMY NOW!!!!! OK INVAISION SCEDUALE:





(ALL CENTRAL TIME)
ON AUGUST 5:
SHERBERT: 11:30 O CLOCK AM!

FJORD: 12:00 O CLOCK PM!

BLIZZARD: 12:30 O CLOCK PM!

BOB SLED: 1:00 O CLOCK PM!

muhuha ha ha.. if all goes well, my sinester plan goes to action!

WHITE HOUSE: 1:30- 2:30! EVERYONE SHOULD SHOUT "OAGAL WAS GOOD" AND "PERSON STINKS" AND "DUECE DEXTER ROCKS!"


muhuha ha ONLY SHOUT THAT ON WHITE HOUSE! Well, I'm looking forward to the future.

YAY

PARTY IF THIS WORKS!

My lego network sadness

A dear freind of mine on my lego network has deleted me from her freindslist. we were good freinds, she was a nice girl, i tried to be a nice guy. i'm trying to get her on my freinds list

I'LL MISS YOU LIA112!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Edit: Lia came back!!!! Well now I am happy! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JULY 4

Well it hasn't started out a good day but it's indipendince day! My family is doing whipper snappers and maybe some sparklers because my parents aren't home. they get home late tonught----- if early enough we might do more. but we are having the big party NEXT weekend. :(

Club penguin players

Is there any club penguin players out there? I need a soldier who reads my blog. I REALLY NEED A LINK THAT I CAN PATE ON A FORUM THAT LEADS HERE.

OOPS- PARADOX GREEN!

well parodox green for u.b.funkeys is out. it seems that the bee guy (forgot his name) and maul are at the oni dojo. so i saw them in the dojo. i faced an oni and lost (usually i can beat kane! UGH!) It was expeted to come out this fall, but i was gonna tell the people at u.b.funkeys.com it's coming earlier. but i didn't. this ends the post today! SERIES 5.

Complaint to fellow CP Fighters

I know I am the leader but nachos were makin' a vid and i was the only one there and when i said they stunk, someone posted over me or person took it out of the vid. Our army could have been FAMOUSE to non nacho allies. (we say were allies, but were really not...)

Maybe acp and nachos couldn't be allies for being DESTROYED by 3-5 people... I might call my co leader and super genaral and get this party started. I WILL! and if he doesn't pick up the phone, i'm calling another super genaral! if she doesn't pick up the phone, I'll call another! if she doesn't pick up, i'll get people to join the C.P fighters and call over freinds from u.b. funkeys .com!

GUYS????

I got one comment and i was happy but now i wonder where everyone went. :(

please comment on this post or the last one and comment a copy-paste link here. i can't make one.

Party anyone?

well now i got a comment so I wanna have a party.. a big one... could anyone get me a link i can copy that leads to the blog? I am not good with links...

Okay it has been a while since i posted (forgot my password) so to celebrate coming back i'll tell everyone about my blog! PARTY! WELCOME FREINDS FROM U.B. FUNKEYS .COM!!!

Anything else?

Yea... I almost forgot I am the creator of my story Mr. laugh and Mr. laugh 2. If you want to hear what is like, leave a comment please. If you don't like comedy, sorry I think you'd literly HATE this story


Edit: Mr. laugh 3 came out a while ago so i made that too. It has me in it if i post it'll be remastered.

Hello world!

Dexter here, now on making the blog. I can use any help I can get. I know, I forgot legos. Oh yes, and Diary Of A Wimpy Kid, the book. well, I'm off sponsoring now ...